Search her name and you’ll find dozens of pages claiming to know her age, her height, her net worth and even her childhood. Almost none of it holds up. Elisa Larregui has never given an interview, never fronted a reality show and never built a public brand. What genuinely exists about her sits inside Los Angeles County court filings and a handful of entertainment news reports from 2013, 2014 and 2017.
This article sticks to that — what the record shows, and what it doesn’t.
Why Her Name Became Public
Elisa Larregui entered the public conversation only through her marriage to Aries Spears, the stand-up comedian best known for his run on MADtv and his celebrity impressions. Being attached to a working comedian with a national profile meant that when the marriage collapsed, the paperwork became news.
Reports on the length of the marriage don’t agree. Several outlets place the wedding around 2010, while TMZ described it as a two-year marriage when the divorce was finalised. Neither version has been confirmed by Larregui or Spears directly, so treat the marriage date as unsettled rather than established.
February 2013: The Filing and the Restraining Order
The clearest moment in the public record is the divorce filing.
Larregui filed for divorce on February 7, 2013, citing irreconcilable differences. Four days later she requested a restraining order against Spears, alleging he had swung a baseball bat at her. The filing also alleged he had been verbally abusive as a father and physically abusive toward one of her children from an earlier relationship.
What happened next is the part most coverage skips over. Spears didn’t fight it. After the temporary restraining order was granted, he agreed to give Larregui full custody of their three-year-old son and abided by the order, staying 100 yards away from her and the child except during pre-arranged visits.
An uncontested custody handover of that kind is unusual in a high-profile split. It ended the dispute before it could become a drawn-out courtroom fight — which, judging by everything that followed, appears to have been the point.
The May 2014 Settlement
The divorce was finalised on May 23, 2014. The terms were reported in detail at the time:
| Item | Reported term |
|---|---|
| Custody | Full legal and physical custody of son Jordan to Larregui |
| Child support | $5,000 per month |
| Spears’ stated income | $48,000 per month |
| Florida home | Purchase in the $300,000–$375,000 range |
| Vehicle | A 2014 Cadillac Escalade, $60,000–$75,000 range |
Larregui held full legal and physical custody of Jordan and received $5,000 a month in child support, against Spears’ reported $48,000 monthly income. The settlement also required Spears to buy her a home in Florida of her choosing within a $300,000 to $375,000 price range, alongside a 2014 Cadillac Escalade priced between $60,000 and $75,000, specified to include a rear-seat entertainment system.
The Florida clause is the detail worth noticing. It signals a deliberate move out of Los Angeles — a relocation away from the industry town where her name had become a headline.
October 2017: A Second Legal Battle
Four years later Larregui was back in court, this time against someone else entirely.
She obtained a restraining order against Shelayne Turner, a former girlfriend of Spears, alleging harassment and threats stretching back nine years. Larregui alleged that Turner and her two daughters threatened her while she sat locked in her car, then followed her in their own vehicle to her front door, saying they would return. She further alleged Turner had come close to attacking her with a crowbar in 2012. A judge granted a temporary restraining order. The order required Turner to remain at least 100 yards away, and Spears did not comment publicly on the matter.
Read alongside the 2013 filing, a pattern emerges: when Larregui has surfaced publicly, it has been through protective legal action rather than publicity. She has used the courts, not the press.
Her Children
Her son Jordan Spears is the child named in the custody proceedings, and he was three years old at the time of the 2013 filing. Some outlets also name a daughter, Jada, and a daughter Kelisa from a previous relationship — but these are secondary-source claims without court documentation or a confirmation from either parent. Present them as reported, not as fact.
None of the children have public profiles, and Larregui has never posted about them in any verified capacity.
What Is Not Known — And Why That Matters
Here’s where most articles about Elisa Larregui go wrong. The following circulate widely and have no credible source behind any of them:
- Date of birth or age — never confirmed. A “born 1978” claim appears on aggregator sites with no citation.
- Height and weight — pure invention. These numbers are generated by content farms to pad word count.
- Net worth — no financial records exist publicly. Any dollar figure you see is fabricated.
- Career or profession — she has never been confirmed to work in entertainment. “Former model” claims trace back to unsourced blogs.
- Current residence — the settlement pointed to Florida; later “lives in Los Angeles” claims are unverified.
If a page confidently states all of the above, it’s telling you about its own sourcing, not about her.
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The Takeaway
Elisa Larregui’s actual story is short and consistent. She married a comedian, the marriage ended badly, she went to court twice to protect herself and her children, she took a settlement structured around relocation and stability, and then she disappeared from public view completely — for over a decade now.
There’s no hidden second act to uncover. The absence of information is the information.
I’m Muhammad Ubaid, founder of YBR Magazine. I research and write detailed guides on America’s National Parks — covering entry fees, permits, best times to visit, and planning tips — using official NPS sources and up-to-date information.
